Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?
it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary
LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
K, but, James had a friend facing bigotry and he became an illegal animagus to help make that friend’s life better.
Snape had a friend facing bigotry and he joined up with the bigots.
Like end of contest, bye
*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*
n. the awareness of the smallness of your perspective, by which you couldn’t possibly draw any meaningful conclusions at all, about the world or the past or the complexities of culture, because although your life is an epic and unrepeatable anecdote, it still only has a sample size of one, and may end up being the control for a much wilder experiment happening in the next room.